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Well, well, well, look who finally decided to come back and wreck our October. Nobody Wants This season three is finally on the way, people, and a big cheers to Joanne and Noah not being tossed back into breakup hell just because television loves making happy couples suffer. Netflix, for once, read the room.

And we’re saying this because we have earned it as viewers. Enough with that will-they-won’t-they circus. Remember season one, when Joanne walked into Noah’s world with no plan to bend herself around his faith? Noah fell for her anyway, but that also gave us severe anxiety- a PTSD, if you may, to what will happen when this adorable but hella inconvenient romance becomes a full-blown question of whether two people could stay together without one of them giving up too much.

Season two only added fuel to that fire when Joanne began considering conversion, while Noah had to face the part nobody could keep sidestepping: did he want her, or did he want a version of her that fit neatly into the life he already had? Oof. There is your landmine.

Jump to the finale, which, for once, pulled off the thing we had been waiting for: they chose each other without making conversion the admission fee. And now? The writers are calling season three the “Champagne” season. Champagne! If a storyline did not fit that mood, it got the boot. Something delicious is cooking.

What is going to happen in Nobody Wants This Season 3?

First bombshell – Joanne and Noah are moving in together. Yep. Same house. Which means all that chemistry now has to survive the stuff rom-coms love to cut around.

And thank God the writers are not reaching for another cheap breakup, as the question is no longer “Will they?” We know they will. It is: how do they make this thing work?

Joanne is also taking an Intro to Judaism class, so her relationship with faith gets to become hers rather than some box she has to tick for Noah.

Then… Morgan and Sasha. Hello? Sasha is single now. That unspoken thing between them has nowhere left to hide, and Morgan’s podcast career is taking off at the same time… And the pandemonium reigns!

Who is in the cast?

Kristen Bell and Adam Brody return, obviously, alongside Justine Lupe, Timothy Simons and Jackie Tohn.

Sarah Silverman joins as Rabbi Eden, with Andrew Rannells, Keyla Monterroso Mejia and Avan Jogia entering the picture. Erin Foster will also be joining the ensemble.

When will Nobody Wants This Season 3 release?

Season three hits Netflix on October 22nd, and the good news is, all 10 episodes are dropping at once. Adios, self-control!