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We need to calm down, people… No, actually, scratch that. Do not even try to breathe right now because Netflix is going absolutely feral this February, and the number of things dropping on the platform is so ridiculous that it feels like they planned this just to ruin everyone’s productivity, or is the universe finally giving us the binge month we deserve?

Let’s start with the movies because that list is not playing; like, it actually looks fake. How to Train Your Dragon is back, and it is not just the OG, not just the sequel, but also the 2025 reboot, which means you are basically being dared to cry again. And it is dropping on the 10th, so cancel your weekend plans already.

But if you are more into robots ruining your brain, Ex Machina is hitting Netflix on the 1st, and it still hits exactly where it hurts. You want war? Zero Dark Thirty. You want heartbreak? Colossal. You want something that looks cute and then wrecks you halfway through? The Iron Claw is right there waiting.

And do not even get me started on the rom-com invasion because it is unreal: You’ve Got Mail, Crazy, Stupid, Love, Letters to Juliet, Flipped, The American President, Rumor Has It…, all of them are just showing up like a 2000s DVD shelf exploded, and at this point it looks like Netflix is just trying to make us all text our exes before Valentine’s, because this much soft-focus romance in one week might be damaging.

And then, right when you think it is safe, they drop Mrs Doubtfire and Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates on the same day, and suddenly you are crying and laughing and wondering how it all went downhill so fast.

Also, major franchise alert: Night at the Museum trilogy is back. Not just that, The Expendables drops all four films back to back, and then Jurassic World: Rebirth hits on the 28th, and that one is going to cause problems because people WILL BE arguing about the original trilogy again.

And now to the shows… where do we even begin? Bridgerton volume two returns on the 26th, which means the entire internet is about to lose all sense of emotional regulation, and if that was not enough, Brooklyn Nine-Nine is showing up at the same time, like it knows you are going to need something funny to survive the aftermath. Then Formula 1: Drive to Survive races in on the 27th.

Love Is Blind is back on the 11th, and if you are not ready for new people pretending they do not care while literally proposing through a wall, then you’d better catch up fast because it is coming, and it will not be subtle this time. Meanwhile, Is It Cake? Valentines is returning for another round of sweet deception, and Cash Queens, Million Follower Detective, Crap Happens, and The Lincoln Lawyer are all scattered through the month like Netflix is throwing everything at the wall just to see what turns into your next obsession.

By the time February ends, you are going to forget what daylight looks like, and who cares, because Netflix just gave you a full month of reasons to ghost your social life and fall in love with your screen all over again. This Valentine’s it’s Netflix.

Everything coming to Netflix this February

Movies

February 1

• Copshop
• Crazy, Stupid, Love.
• Ex Machina
• Faith in the Flames: The Nicole Jolly Story
• Flipped
• Focus
• Hell or High Water
• How to Train Your Dragon
• How to Train Your Dragon 2
• Independence Day
• Lee Daniels’ The Butler
• Letters to Juliet
• Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
• Mississippi Grind
• Mrs. Doubtfire
• Night at the Museum
• Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
• Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
• Rumor Has It…
• Terry McMillan Presents: Forever
• Terry McMillan Presents: Tempted by Love
• The American President
• The Bucket List
• The Glass House
• The Mirror Has Two Faces
• Vertical Limit
• You’ve Got Mail
• Zero Dark Thirty

February 2

• Apollo 11

February 3

• Honey Don’t
• Mo Gilligan: In The Movement

February 6

• Overboard

February 7

• Death Whisperer 3

February 9

• Colossal

February 10

• Free Fire
• How to Train Your Dragon (2025)

February 12

• The Black Phone

February 13

• A Father’s Miracle
• Bunny
• Joe’s College Road Trip
• The Starling Girl

February 19

• Life After Beth
• The Iron Claw
• Wakefield

February 20

• Laggies
• The Addams Family
• The Addams Family 2
• The Expendables
• The Expendables 2
• The Expendables 3
• The Expendables 4
• The Orphans
• Pavane

February 27

• Trap House

February 28

• Jurassic World: Rebirth

Series

February 1

• Heartland
• Matori and Kyoken: Men in the Back Alleys
• Soda Master
• The Way Home

February 2

• Baby Einstein: Ocean Explorers

February 3

• Night Court

February 4

• Alone
• Is It Cake? Valentines

February 5

• Cash Queens
• Samuel
• Search Party
• The Lincoln Lawyer
• Unfamiliar

February 6

• Queen of Chess
• Salvador
• Yoh! Bestie

February 9

• Matter of Time
• The Creature Cases

February 10

• Motorvalley
• This Is I

February 11

• Kohrra
• Lead Children
• Love Is Blind
• State of Fear
• What I Like About You

February 12

• How to Get to Heaven from Belfast
• Million Follower Detective

February 13

• Museum of Innocence
• Suburgatory
• The Art of Sarah

February 15

• Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple
• Stargate SG-1
• The Hunting Party

February 17

• Sommore: Chandelier Fly

February 18

• Being Gordon Ramsay

February 19

• The Night Agent
• The Swedish Connection

February 20

• Mike & Molly
• Strip Law

February 24

• Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter

February 26

• Bridgerton (Season 4- Volume 2)
• Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Seasons 7-8)
• Crap Happens (Season 1)

February 27

• Formula 1: Drive to Survive

TBD

Coming to Netflix in February TBD

• Agents of Mystery
• BAKI-DOU: The Invincible Samurai
• In The Mud